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Heartless and Horny.

chocolaty:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

THIS IS TUMBLR. THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR IS THERE IS NO BETTER DEFINITION

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flyingpokemon:

raddlest:

fantaween:

man bubbles is fucking metal

who is man bubbles

FOR YOUR COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY SHREK DOLL IN A 2013 EPISODE.

prguitarman:

tesladyneindustries:

The truth is out there. (x)

Open your eyes, America !

Today, unprovoked, a cashier told me she was, “Like an onion. Covered in layers, and stinky.”

I find this so upsetting for so many reasons. Many of which revolve around Shrek.

cubnadianmaple:

This girl needs some education on sexual preference

This kind of thing really irritates me. Having a preference for certain attributes that you find attractive doesn’t make you a racist.

cubnadianmaple:

This girl needs some education on sexual preference

This kind of thing really irritates me. Having a preference for certain attributes that you find attractive doesn’t make you a racist.

avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage