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Heartless and Horny.

southernrepublicangirl:

realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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myloveisaplague
somefagonyourdash:

bruh


Tweety is lit as fuck

somefagonyourdash:

bruh

Tweety is lit as fuck

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

thorkitastic:

coffee-and-paperbags:

wugs:

what the fuck

everytime I see this I laugh uncontrollably

manga Avengers 

solarsenpai:

adampacmanjones:

goldenclitoris:

THIS IS TRULY THE WILDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT

My god

bruhhhh

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sexaholicrus:

UNBELIEVABLE 

fatsissy:

Mmmm… Daddy likes to watch me deep-throat twinkies while he fucks me. I can’t wait to eat them from between the cheeks of my slutty lezzy sissy playmate too.
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fatsissy:

Mmmm… Daddy likes to watch me deep-throat twinkies while he fucks me. I can’t wait to eat them from between the cheeks of my slutty lezzy sissy playmate too.

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prostitutionhoe:

Morning motivational speech.

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice